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being a Litigation Lawyer has many hazards. From the embarrassing inability to
independently drape oneself in the elaborate legal toilette; to the pitiful
image one presents as cerebral analyses of court orders, motions and certioraris erupt in the gathering of
lawyers.
And
more humiliatingly; you are de-barred quite literally during court proceedings
and have to share seats with the intellectual hoi polloi in the public gallery. You do not even get to announce appearance
and merely get introduced as ‘legal officer’.
My best efforts at injecting every importance into that title usually fall flat, in the face of my more appropriately costumed colleagues. I try to remedy this by taking seats closest to the bar- that inner enclave in courtrooms, that demarcates the real actors from the spectators- and wear a poker-face to sieve the class of commoners I would be constrained to sit with for the day. Again, this ploy fails woefully when the court is filled; a litigant (or litigant’s family) wedges in beside you- ‘Abeg, bros u fit shift small...?’ The nerve!
He settles in, and then flashes you a wide grin of plebeian camaraderie which interprets as ‘we may not be so learned, but at least we share their court’. Most times the Judge chooses this period to appear and thus cuts short the biting adjectives you would have instantly deployed in cutting the oaf to size. And he will continue the mannerisms throughout the proceedings; laughing loudly at wise-cracks, and nodding vigorously in your direction, ‘Kai! these lawyers are too much! My broda, you dey follow me see, so?’ That’s another big disadvantage of not being in litigation: I cannot determine offhand whether self defence avails for unprovoked verbal assault!
My best efforts at injecting every importance into that title usually fall flat, in the face of my more appropriately costumed colleagues. I try to remedy this by taking seats closest to the bar- that inner enclave in courtrooms, that demarcates the real actors from the spectators- and wear a poker-face to sieve the class of commoners I would be constrained to sit with for the day. Again, this ploy fails woefully when the court is filled; a litigant (or litigant’s family) wedges in beside you- ‘Abeg, bros u fit shift small...?’ The nerve!
He settles in, and then flashes you a wide grin of plebeian camaraderie which interprets as ‘we may not be so learned, but at least we share their court’. Most times the Judge chooses this period to appear and thus cuts short the biting adjectives you would have instantly deployed in cutting the oaf to size. And he will continue the mannerisms throughout the proceedings; laughing loudly at wise-cracks, and nodding vigorously in your direction, ‘Kai! these lawyers are too much! My broda, you dey follow me see, so?’ That’s another big disadvantage of not being in litigation: I cannot determine offhand whether self defence avails for unprovoked verbal assault!
I
come into the court today and brace myself for yet another bad day; moreso as
there are about six criminal cases
before ours. And since misfortunes never come singly, the court is filled and I
am squeezed between a horde of sniffling, teary eyed females; apparently relatives
of one of the accused persons.
Struggling
to mitigate the discomfort; I let my eyes settle on the state counsel; who by the way is in charge of all the criminal
prosecutions for the day. I naturally assume that being involved for so long in
the business of jailing people, and advocating for the maximum justice
untempered by mercy with a blood-thirsty tenacity would leave the average
prosecutor gnarled and wizened. I generally picture them as grumpy old fellows
with bulging red eyes and thickly veined necks; the grim reapers. But no, the state
counsel on duty today, rose, erect in healthy youthfulness and smiled, I
searched for signs of morbidity beneath, none. He had all the transparent
cheeriness of a fulfilled worker...and in a firm voice that carried through all
sections of the muted chambers, proceeded on his mission for the day.
I
instantly warmed up to him, but I reckoned without one of the women sniffling
beside me (It turns out she is spouse to one of the accused- charged for some
complicated transaction gone awry) ‘God
will punish this man for me! The wicked will never go unpunished!’ she kept
hissing under her breath, shaking her knees in an ominous rhythm. I quickly
silenced her with a muttered warning of her inevitable fate if the judge overheard
her. Smart woman, she evidently understands that marriage vows do not cover “In freedom and in chains...” and
promptly shut her mouth.
She
looked quite schooled and well groomed, so I was curious at her reaction and
walked up to her during the short recess. She was leaning on a wall, haughtily
disengaged from a small crowd of murmuring well-wishers:
‘Madam;
I am a lawyer. Please accept my sympathies, but your husband’s case doesn’t
look so bad. And there is really no need getting all worked up at the
prosecuting counsel; he is just doing his job’
‘His
job?!’ She blazed ‘Why does he struggle so persistently to have them behind
bars? Is that what he went to school to go and study Law for? His mates are
selling properties and sealing big
deals while he makes a wretched living from bringing out the worst in human
nature...’
‘How
so, madam?’
‘Can’t
you see? Look at that old judge! He appears quite compassionate, but that wicked
counsel is quick to raise fresh objections and suppress any stirrings of pity he
may have...and you say he doesn’t take it personal!’
‘Madam,
you judge him harshly. Somebody has to maintain the necessary balance of
morality within the society, and it cannot be achieved without the fear of legal
reprisal.’
‘Why
then does he flog it too hard, why?’ Her voice broke again.
‘Because
justice must be obtained at whatever cost...’ I was treading dangerous grounds.
‘Even
at the cost of a man’s happiness? Is
that the horrible thing they teach you people in Law School?’ She shook her
head sadly.
‘No.
We learnt how to employ our skills in various field, and we use it largely to
chase money and glory. But that man you abuse is more courageous and selfless
than most of us and uses his purely for justice’
‘It
is not courage... he just wants the easy protection of government work’
‘You
may be right, madam...but imagine if he weren’t there...every thief, arsonist
and rapist will have their way and the Law will be helpless. He sets societal
order in motion...’
‘Why
doesn’t he leave it to the police...?’
‘Do
you in all honesty prefer ‘Police Justice...?’
She
paused awhile. ‘Well, I admit, that sounds like a contradiction. But I think being a state counsel is the scum
of Law Practice. I can’t help my intense ill-feelings towards him; and I am
sure all the relatives of the people he sends to jail are united in that
sentiment...how terribly burdened his soul will be!’
‘He
is already over-burdened with the standard of proof the law requires of him...’
‘Which is?’
‘Establishing
guilt beyond reasonable doubt...and
these expensive lawyers you have hired to defend your husband are there to make
that unattainable. So the odds are, they will plant adequate doubt in the
judge, and your husband walks away, free.’
‘But
I know my husband...he is not a bad
person.’
‘The
counsel shares your opinion no doubt...but, you see, he deals with facts...’
‘And
fact differs from truth...?’
‘Fact
is visible truth’
‘God
knows my husband is innocent; if you lawyers were more inspired by religion,
you would not treat a man’s life and freedom merely as a matter of logic...you would hand it over to the
Supreme Being...’
‘But
Madam...we already did that. Didn’t your husband swear an oath...? And I
guarantee you; all the Prosecution witnesses would as well. So, the Court is
actually convinced that they all say the truth, unless of course they are
insufficiently afraid of the Higher Powers they believe in...’
She
was silent for some time...
‘But
why can’t he just deliberately lose cases? It does not reduce his salary! Or
does he get compensated in some diabolic arrangement of pay as you jail...
‘Or hang...
as the case may be.’ I smiled
‘You
mock me?!’ She turned crimson and
advanced threateningly.
‘Not
at all madam’ I held out placating hands ‘What I mean is that, he is the most
honest of all lawyers because his worth is not measured by the money he is
paid; nor by interests or stake in property or percentage of damages. He does
it for justice. You are feeling this way because you are a direct party. But
Justice is not emotional...’
She
gave me a long stare, and walked out.
Back
in the court, she switched seats and stayed as far away from me as she could. A
needless enemy; for my reckless defence of somebody I never even cared about. I
looked up and my eyes caught the prosecuting counsel. He sat calmly, adjusting
his collar and leafing through his books. For the first time, I felt
comfortable in my own skin as a ‘legal impostor’ within Justice’s hallowed
chamber. My predicament is by far outweighed by that of this outcast in the eyes of many; who daily bears
the heavy yoke of convincing society against its wishes, that it is as yet far
from ideal...
THE END
First published in Thisday Newspapers: November 23, 2010
THE END
First published in Thisday Newspapers: November 23, 2010